Class of 82 Posted January 18, 2012 Report Share Posted January 18, 2012 Haiku - three lines, with the first and third consisting of five syllables, with the second having seven syllables. Can't, oozer of slime It's just a matter of days Til Akron stomps you This has been fun before. So get creative, if you're of a mind. Class of 82 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MDZip Posted January 18, 2012 Report Share Posted January 18, 2012 Will be obvious Who the true champs are, once Can't Turns Greene with envy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zippy5 Posted January 18, 2012 Report Share Posted January 18, 2012 can't look forward yet big game yet in buffalo refrigerator Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Kangaroo Posted January 18, 2012 Report Share Posted January 18, 2012 Arrest at 2AM Senderoff Receives Phone Call “What…oh, not again…” ------------------------------------- Justin Manns Chugs Beer Vroom Vroom Goes the Vehicle Flashing Lights in Mirror ------------------------------------- No Toothpaste in K.e.n.t. Sister Sue Is My Prom Date Chicken Mascot Cries Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zen Posted January 18, 2012 Report Share Posted January 18, 2012 invasive species black scwer-Elz in Oh Hai Yo epicenter Kènt Sing it with me Crosby Stills Natch & Young Black squirrels in ohio! (this post is banned by SOPA for copyright infringement) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Class of 82 Posted January 18, 2012 Author Report Share Posted January 18, 2012 Zips Nation rocks, man. I love you guys! Black squirrel roadkill The eagle carcass rotting All Can't fans crying Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jalapeño Zippy Posted January 18, 2012 Report Share Posted January 18, 2012 Whiteout for K.e.n.t State Our fans and players can't wait Time to cook that bird! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Class of 82 Posted January 18, 2012 Author Report Share Posted January 18, 2012 can't look forward yet big game yet in buffalo refrigerator Point well taken. It's just that it's never too early-- or too late, for that matter-- to hate on Can't. P.S. Nice that you voiced your objection in appropriate haiku form. Well played, zippy5. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Class of 82 Posted January 18, 2012 Author Report Share Posted January 18, 2012 No Toothpaste in K.e.n.t. Sister Sue Is My Prom Date Chicken Mascot Cries Priceless execution of haiku, Capn. A sledgehammer blow to the over-inflated egos of lurking Can't fans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zipmeister Posted January 18, 2012 Report Share Posted January 18, 2012 Must a haiku rhyme? Golden F.lashes must offend. Zips win game big time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZippyforPresident Posted January 18, 2012 Report Share Posted January 18, 2012 Golden Flashes Cry January Winter Cold Deep Basketball Shame Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zen Posted January 18, 2012 Report Share Posted January 18, 2012 Must a haiku rhyme? Golden F.lashes must offend. Zips win game big time. Rhyme in time sublime Can't is prime with grime and slime Will crime for a dime Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Kangaroo Posted January 18, 2012 Report Share Posted January 18, 2012 A Decade Has Passed Elite 8 Memory Gone CBI My Fate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Class of 82 Posted January 18, 2012 Author Report Share Posted January 18, 2012 Light up those Flushers Subject them all to great shame Humiliate them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Class of 82 Posted January 18, 2012 Author Report Share Posted January 18, 2012 Oh lurking Flash fan How sad and inadequate Is your joyless life? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MontrealExposloveZippy Posted January 18, 2012 Report Share Posted January 18, 2012 There once was a team from Can't and all their talent was spent Then came the Zip who let her rip Now the flashes circumVENT DII Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Class of 82 Posted January 18, 2012 Author Report Share Posted January 18, 2012 There once was a team from Can't and all their talent was spent Then came the Zip who let her rip Now the flashes circumVENT DII Well, it ain't haiku... but limericks are cool, too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZippyforPresident Posted January 18, 2012 Report Share Posted January 18, 2012 Marshall law at JAR Black Squirrel sadness abounds Hippies always lose Losers march back to Memorial A&C Tails between their legs Chubby hippie girls Basketball Incompetence Portage County's best - Thanks for starting this thread Class of 82, this is actually pretty fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Class of 82 Posted January 18, 2012 Author Report Share Posted January 18, 2012 Marshall law at JAR - Thanks for starting this thread Class of 82, this is actually pretty fun. No problem. And hey, what could possibly be more fun than roasting Can't on a spit of ancient Japanese poetry? The Roo shall be feared The eagle shall not soar We will feed it DDT And nice haiku, ZfP! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZippyforPresident Posted January 18, 2012 Report Share Posted January 18, 2012 Kant dunk, shoot or score Fashion is not a major Akron Hail, All Hail! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zen Posted January 18, 2012 Report Share Posted January 18, 2012 flash's a word I heard in a pan or bowl with turd? golden stream or bird? freakin' haiku's are restrictive! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CincyZip Posted January 18, 2012 Report Share Posted January 18, 2012 Can't travels to Kron Realizes they don't belong in the conference Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zen Posted January 18, 2012 Report Share Posted January 18, 2012 Well, it ain't haiku... but limericks are cool, too. There once was a baller from Akron His moves were as sweet as Saccharin He said with a smile Digg my style By the time I shoot you still staggerin' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K92 Posted January 18, 2012 Report Share Posted January 18, 2012 Fear the dadgum roo Zeke, Harney, Tree, Abreu Waiting to slay you You made me chuckle You crying on the hardwood Back to k.e.n.t you loser Can't beat the Zippers Can't avoid the police log Can't win the MAC East Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Class of 82 Posted January 18, 2012 Author Report Share Posted January 18, 2012 Fear the dadgum roo Zeke, Harney, Tree, Abreu Waiting to slay you You made me chuckle You crying on the hardwood Back to k.e.n.t you loser Can't beat the Zippers Can't avoid the police log Can't win the MAC East Thanks for those, Keener. Best dadgum haikus yet! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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