As I sit here, a beleaguered, defeated Zips fan, once again feeling aggravated and deeply embarrassed, I present a common-sense list of schools we should NOT be scheduling at our program's present state. There will, naturally, be year-to-year exceptions to the schools heretofore listed, but this list can function as a simple rule-of-thumb that any normally-functioning adult will understand without explanation.
P5 Programs to AVOID:
ACC:
Clemson
Florida State
Notre Dame
Miami (FL)
B1G:
Ohio State
Michigan
Wisconsin
Penn State
Big 12:
Baylor
Oklahoma State
Texas
Oklahoma
Pac-12:
Oregon
USC
SEC:
Alabama
Auburn
Florida
Georgia
LSU
Texas A&M
To our adult decision makers, this comprises only 20 (less than 30% of P5) schools we have no business scheduling right now. Not difficult.
This leaves over 70% of P5 schools from which to choose:
11 ACC schools:
Boston College
Duke
Georgia Tech
Louisville
North Carolina
NC State
Pittsburgh
Syracuse
Virginia
Virginia Tech (borderline)
Wake Forest
10 B1G schools:
Illinois
Indiana
Iowa (borderline)
Maryland
Michigan State
Minnesota
Nebraska
Northwestern
Purdue
Rutgers
10 Big 12 schools:
BYU
Cincinnati
Houston
Iowa State
Kansas
Kansas State
TCU
Texas Tech
UCF
West Virginia
10 Pac-12 schools:
Arizona
Arizona State
California
UCLA
Colorado
Oregon State
Stanford
Utah
Washington
Washington State
8 SEC schools:
Arkansas
Kentucky
Ole Miss
Mississippi State
Missouri
South Carolina
Tennessee (borderline)
Vanderbilt
Idiots.