The JAR has the worst concessions experience out of infocision and Cub Cadet. If they can afford to open 5 different stands for a football game with maybe double the amount of people here tonight, they should at least be able to open a third window when the line is back to the doors in the lobby
Looking at the slate today, the best one that I see is Norfolk State playing "Apprentice School".
After further investigation, the Apprentice School Builders have a basketball roster of 16 and the most popular major on that team is Shipfitter.
This was last year, but I think the best random matchup I have ever seen was Portland State beat Portland Bible 114-31. Portland Bible didn't score a basket until over 12 minutes of the first half had passed, at that point it was already 38-0.