Balki Bartokomous

That extra 30,000 more K ent's coach makes goes to funding a team of people for a suicide watch. It is the only way the insurance company would give K ent a policy. With a bad as K ent is at football, im sure there is a bottle of JD, some pills and a hand gun in his office desk. just like the warden from Shawshank Redemption.

Maybe Akron will move to the PAC-10. and maybe monkeys will fly out of my ass. Why don't we worry about repeating in the MAC before we start sizing up BCS bowl rings.

Thank god GoZips approves of this. I can speak for everyone when I say, we were all worried what GoZips would have to say.

Maybe once he realizes he has no shot of ever playing QB for Akron, he'll go help Bangtson out.

the only class can't has is a remedial one called "How to let people know you're from K ent. A in-depth look at begging for change on the side of the road while protesting wars and picking fights with the National Guard."

Thats a good one. If it made any sense it would be even better. Go back to your coal mine.

I'd say something, but i'm sure it will just be erased because it isn't "PC"i had better go grab my bible and bake some brownies cause i'm pure evil.

That doesn't read so much as "Frye actually does suck." but as "I work for a shitty paper and my career is going no where. Perhaps I'll start taking the opposite opinion of everyone else. yeah that will get me noticed. Then I'll be on around the horn and people will take me super cereal. Story one: Charlie Frye sucks. Story two: Grady Sizemore is gay. Story three: Lebron James is OVERRATED. oh man, pulitzer, here I come." what a douchebag. I'm sure he thinks he is the Terry Pluto of Salem.and GP1, im sure if you are nice to the ass who wrote that, he'll let you spoon with him after you are done jerking off to another Hines Ward highlight reel.

unfounded rumors on zipsnation? thats unpossible. as a side note, JD is leaving Akron to start a rodeo school for blind midgets.

Why don't they just make enough bowl games so that every team can be in one? The NCAA is so obsessed with making money, they are taking the thrill of finally making it to a bowl game and wiping their asses with it.

He is a white kid with blond hair. They all look the same.

Both players were at todays game. It seems they both escaped with only mild concusions.

I don't know if anyone was at the baseball game today, but it seems that in the 9th inning, SS Ryne Romick and LF Brett Savage were seriously hurt and had to leave via ambulance. They were both running after a pop fly and decided to dive at the same time, smacking head on with one another. Savage appeared unconscious and Romick was bleeding profusely. I don't have any updates on their conditions, but after talking to a few people who have been around college baseball for a long time, they each said that it might have been the worst player on player collision they have ever seen. Hopefully they will both be alright.

Perhaps Dambrot should look into making him a Center. At 6'9" 340, he would make kents 7 footer, his bitch.

Oh man, I'm ordering an autographed photo of that guy.

Yep the stench of ass is in the air. Antonio must be back.Hey jackass. NUMBER ONE IN THE NATION in the most popular sport in the world. You k ent dumb shits can't even spell BOWL GAMEOur track and field teams are the best in the MACgo back to your shitty baseball field (one of the worst in the MAC) and go back to being known as the college where the National Guard went ape shit. 4-0your no talent ass clown football team should be fun to watch this year. will it be 12 losses this year?

MY inside source says the Zips will win the MAC again this year.

^ what?

Using that philosophy, how come Akron dropped the ball last year at Purdue? They sucked big time! Because, Akron sucked ass to start last year. Go back to dreaming about your glory days of beating a crappy Penn State team. Akron looks to the future, school like Toledo and Ohio live in the past.

Penn State sucked ass in 2000.I love these MAC teams who beat a big school when they are a bad team. Ohio beat UNC in basketball, Toledo beat Penn State in football. Play those teams when they are good and see what happens.Akron beats this years Penn State team.Akron>Toledo

Getsy has a knack for having big yard games when he needs them. the 06 Zips are light years ahead of the 04 team. Sorry Charlie Frye, but look for Getsy to break most of your records this year. The Penn State D will be tough. Paul Posluszny is an amazing player, but lets not forget he finished last year by tearing ligaments in his knee. He won't be in mid season form, just like the rest of the players. I think Getsy will light up Penn States secondary. I think the second half of the Motor City Bowl showed Getsy that he can make the pass over the middle, and he has more targets than just the number 1 wide reciever. The Zips will shock the nation.

Its not like Can't is going to fall of the face of the earth next year. They will be good, but not NCAA tournament good, or even NIT good. Akron will win at least 26 games next year. shit, we go on a tournament run, 30 wins.

Penn State will look past the Akron game. For the first time in ohh, 290 years, Getsy and co have some serious experience in high pressure games. Don't be suprised if Akron pulls off the upset of the century.Akron: 38Penn State: 31

Rifle Coach Newt Engle Receives NRA Coaching AwardEngle given the NRA's Outstanding Service to Collegiate Shooting Sports awardApril 5, 2006AKRON, Ohio - The University of Akron's head rifle coach Newt Engle was recently given the National Rifle Association's Outstanding Service to Collegiate Shooting Sports award at the national collegiate banquet held in Colorado Spring, Colo. on March 11. Engle, who is in his 28th year of coaching at Akron, led the Zips rifle team to its second-straight Western Intercollegiate Rifle Conference championship, a top finish in the NCAA regionals and a second-place finish in the Mid-Atlantic Conference championshipsin 2005-06.Engle has served at UA longer than any other coach, past or present. However, with all of his success within the sport of rifle, Engle has not garnered many prestigious national awards, until now.The Outstanding Service to Collegiate Shooting Sports award is given to a collegiate coach or instructor who has worked towards the growth and development of a collegiate shooting sports program, whether it be for physical education classes, recreation/leisure, club or varsity, or a combination."Being presented with the 2006 Outstanding Service to Collegiate Shooting Sports award leaves me speechless and humbled," Engle said. "Over the years I have been lucky enough to receive many accolades from my colleagues, but this award is definitely one of the highlights of my coaching career."Engle joined the University of Akron varsity rifle team in the fall of 1974, were he was league championship in 1975 and 1976. He also finished in second place in his final season in 1977, serving as team captain for the second-straight year.During Engle's last year on the team, head coach Nancy Worsencroft suffered a serious injury and was unable to continue coaching the Zips. As team captain, Engle was asked to help the team complete the `77 season. The following season, Engle was offered and accepted the position as the new head rifle coach. Over the past 27 years, Engle has had the opportunity to work with hundreds of exceptional student-athletes. Those athletes have helped the team gain national recognition, including national ranking's as high as No. 10, as well as several league championships as prior members of the Lake Erie Intercollegiate Rifle Conference, the Western Pennsylvania Intercollegiate Rifle League, and the Summit County Rifle Conference.Over the past nine years, the Zips have been ranked in the top 20 nine different times, including last season when the Zips were ranked among the top 15 in the nation. Not only successful at the ranges, Engle's team have been model student-athletes. The team holds a cumulative GPA of 2.895, with eight student-athletes holding a GPA of 3.0 or better and three with a 3.5 or better."I am extremely happy for Newt," Director of Athletics Mack Rhoades said. "He is very deserving of such an honor and we, The University of Akron truly appreciate his efforts in representing the University and the sport of rifle in a first-class fashion."Engle also has served the last 26 years with The University of Akron Police Department, working his way up to his current position as Assistant Chief of Police.The NRA Collegiate and Schools Department manages all Collegiate & School Shooting Programs to include; NRA Collegiate Rifle & Pistol Sectionals, NCAA Rifle Championships, NRA Collegiate Pistol Championships, ACU-I Shotgun Championships, and Junior and Senior ROTC.

Akron just needs to hire a complete a-hole to coach the women. That way when they lose a 100 games in the next 4 years, no one will feel bad when they are fired.