Balki Bartokomous

Funny, no Crouch, no holding penalties so far. Coincidence? Not at all.

"That Crackron education is really paying off for you. Your reasoning skills are one notch above 5th grade. Go back to your trailor park!"yes, because akron has soooooo many trailor parks. Oh look at me, i'll insult them by saying they don't have a 6th grade education and that they live in trailor parks. ass hat.you're a toledo bitch. shouldn't you be spending less time on this board and more time, oh i don't know, starting a race riot or joining the Taliban. Isn't that what Toledo is all about?

this has to be the stupidest arguement ever. toledorockets, keep your crap to yourself. no one here really gives a damn how many ways you want to suck off the rockets. this isn't www.GiantBlueDildoNation.org.

Some how i think Crouch on the bench would lead to the water cooler being sacked 5 times.

I got to work this morning decked out in zips gear. (being a graphic designer, the only dress code i have is "just wear clothes") and i work with a Can't fan. said Can't fan says to me, he says "Hey, Akron is going to kick our heads in. Everyone knows it. we suck hard." i have heard this from multiple Can't people. even they don't believe they have a shot in hell. I was also at mike's place in Can't last night (Can't may suck but they have some pretty good places to eat) and I saw 10-15 people in Akron garb. The roo is owning Can't.27 hours until Can't loses by 30

oh that wagon wheel. when akron wins it AGAIN (9 times in 10 years, that one loss was the turning point in akron history btw. Owens out, JD in. Bam boom, we are good) Akron should throw the wheel down in the middle of the field and bust the hell out of it. signifying the end of a one sided rivalry.

Akron 68 K.e.n.t 0 through 3.5 quarters. At which point Martin pulls his team off the field and claims it is a government setup. K.e.n.t then calls it a season and begins crying about their crappy basketball team.Can't had wins over quality names, not teams. you say Miami (oh) and BG, and you remember when they were the class of the mac. anymore beating them is like beating Buffalo or Temple. Doesn't mean a thing.If the whole game is played, Akron 106, Can't 0. Akron's third string water boy has a career day, rushing for 209 yards and 6 TDs. Martin then puts a gun in his mouth like the warden from Shawshank Redemption.

Its 9:02 and THIS just in. K-E-N-T no longer sucks.wait, wait a minute. It's 9:03 now and an independent research company has indeed confirmed that the Can't sucking meter was broken at 9:02. Can't will now suck twice as hard to make up for the lost minute.

that goon is allowed on campus?

there are going to be 4 people saying "what the hell is this? where is A-kron? I want espn coverage of USC's sports bar fans as a part of my same damn game on 56 different ESPN channel pacakge."

Strange as it may sound, Akron is one of the more feared teams when it comes to playing at the JAR. KD only has what one loss there in 2 years? From what I hear, Akron even offered teams 70,000 dollars to come play here, and no one will. i guess its good to be feared.

Bravo. That was outstanding. I am surprised that no one has compaired Tim Crouch to an open door, letting everyone walk right on in.

"What was originally seen as a possible clash of top conference contenders now is just a battle to turn seasons around"Why the h*ll is it that everyone thinks Akron's season could be lost? Granted we should have won that CMU game, but come on. We can suck against anyone, all that matters is the MAC East. Winning out the East means we'll pull it out again in the MAC championship game.Getsy to Harvey. Zips take rematch against CMU, 27-21

The beast, Shelly Anderson, who wrote that, probably would have eaten Luke if he had stayed."And Getsy played against MAC schools while Palko faced the Big East."go eat one, you dumb b*tch.

I'm glad to see that some of you understood this thread. It was mocking the idiots at other shools who think one loss means that christmas isn't coming this year, the coach should be fired, and the sun won't rise.

Igor is a medical red shirt this year. unless some masked man shows up with the power to boot pregame 60 yard field goals (jason swieger's younger twin brother with a better leg perhaps?) we are stuck with Suckmonkos. I vote we just go for 2 after every TD.

Blah blah blah, fire brookhart, blah blah blah. How dare he lose? yada yada yada. fire him. blah blah blah. Faust would have won that game. (insert stupid stadium argument here)

Hour and a half till game time. Might as well get this started.AKron 21 CMU 7hopefully for once AKron doesn't have to sweat it out.

2 years ago students got in for free with a zip card. we returned the favor to them. maybe it will happen again this year. though they treated akron students like shit and marched us around the stadium before settling on shoving us in the endzone. freaking nazis.

reading that crap kind of makes you wonder if those idiots have seen a football game before. put up 40+ on Akron's powerhouse D? HAH. the only 40 they will be seeing is the one in their hand, drowning their sorrows after Akron wins it 28-20.

They were 16-13 last year with a 4-9 out of conference record. seems kind of like a ho hum game.

so, after looking at their "evidence" i was able to measure that there is an approx. difference of 30 degrees from where we see the goal line and where it would be if we were looking straight on. Thus it appears that DK isn't in the endzone. If you look at the shadow of his hand, it is touching the goal line. that picture was taken a split second before he crossed the plain. Its a touchdown. His elbow is in the motion of swinging (look at how his body is positioned) not going into the ground. If you watch the video you see him slide another 3 feet or so after the dive. If you are jarring your elbow into the ground, odds are you come down on your shoulder and just kind of come to a painful stop. Last, the most compelling evidence on our side is, the scoreboard read Akron 20, NC State 17. End of story.

Found this:http://ncsu1.info/inornot.phpyou can almost see the tears hitting the screen.

that Central Michigan game scares the shit out of me. They are a pretty good team. If we beat CMU and MOH, we could have a 11-1 regular season. how amazing would that be? hell, i'd be happy with a 9-3. provided we beat Can't by 109.

hmmm. 103. Can't State104. TroyCan't is murdered by 44 in their opener, then lose to army. Troy should have beat FSU and they are still be hind Can't. ouch. Id take this poll though. a full 78 spots higher than that female hippie squad pretending to be Can't's football team.