Balki Bartokomous

No, actually I think it would go something like this:"Harvey has a seam. He's heading up field. Man, did you see that OSU-Michigan match-up? What a game! I think the key to the Buckeye's season is.......<<5 minutes later>>>....What a return! 58 yards up the middle. No flags on the play. Hmm, that's rather uncharacteristic of a Brookhart coached team." Nice touch. I could also see it going:Mark May -"And the punt to Harvey. Remember how Michigan didn't really want to punt to Ted Ginn? Ginn really didn't ... (insert 5-10 minutes of OSU-Michigan replays) ... wait, there is a game going on below us. Lou who is playing?" Lou Holtz - "*spit* i don't remember *spit* Notre Dame is a great team. I like *spit* green"Mark May - "Why are we in Ack-run again? Come on Lou, let's go get a burger and dream of a USC - ND national championship game."Lou Holtz - *spit*

The way it is going, if Akron were to be on the ESPN 2 MAC game of the week, all star announcers Mark May and Lou "spittin" Holtz would call a kick return like this."Harvey has a seam. He's heading up field. What a return! 58 yards up the middle. No flags on the play. Hmm, that's rather uncharacteristic of a Brookhart coached team."(insert spitting inbetween every other word if Holtz was saying that)

I live where the Repository and the Beacon both try to gain readers. I'll tell you this. Most people here are clueless as shit about Akron. Everyone in Canton assumes that Akron is nothing more than some ghetto that offers nothing. Don't worry about people in Canton. They are too retarded to try to gain as Akron supporters. They would rather sit at home and bitch about "them there damned liberal college kids"

Gametime weather (according to TWC) damn ... I hope John Mclaine brought some water wings. He is only like 4 feet tall. If it rains as much as it is supposed to, he might be washed away.

some how our special teams have not cost us a game yet. I sure as hell hope this isn't the game where that happens. I'm going out on a limb. Akron 37 Ohio 19. Ohio expects us to play as bad as we have most of the season, but some how some way, the Zips come out firing on all cylnders and Tim Crouch misses the bus to Athens.

ahh, KeeperOFtheHous. 82 posts, 82 threads started.

I think i'd rather take a 2 hour shit then watch UALR play anyone.

when did this board turn into the bubba walthers special? take your ohio hand jobs to your own board. we like bitching about small attendence on our own.

237 people. Akron still hopes to top that some day.

Carlton Jackson was only allowed to throw the ball twice. one being a screen pass ... but I will tell you what. He threw a 40 yard bomb, perfect spiral, off of a bootleg. the ball would have been caught if Buffalo didn't interfear (it was called). That one pass has made this whole season worth it ... CJ is going to be amazing.also, that "14,500" attendence thing. BULLSHIT. maybe if they counted the band 15 times. ughh.

um ... was a 1500 x 1200 pixel, high resolution logo really needed? size that crap down. (remember kids, 72dpi for the internet.)

"Eldelman drops back in the shotgun. snaps the ball ... here comes the pressure. Eldelman scrambles to the left, spins around one defender ... fires the ball up field towards Harvey. TOUCHDOWN! North East Ohio Super College Fighting Golden Zippers defeat Southern Ohio Mega College Bobcat Buckeye Hawks 31-30 in a stunner! NEOSC Fighting Golden Zippers are the 2009 MAC-10 champions. They will play in their first bowl game as a super college.

I'll be rooting for Ohio to beat Akron. Can't in the MACC would make this season 10 fold worse

at least at the Rubber Bowl it is kind of a game. What will break next? The bench under you? The stair well? The press box? Hell, maybe a sink hole will form in the middle of the field, or the woods behind the stadium will burn down. Or better yet, a plane will take out a goal post ... ugh, what a dump.

I hear the Zips just offered her a scholarship to play on the O-Line.

My first child shall have the name Phillip Steele Herbstreit. With a name like that, he shall rule the earth with a iron, Can't loving, fist.

if you would have read the story, you would have seen that Akron snubbed him. He had to walk on to Penn State because Akron pulled its scholarship offer.

again, this season just keeps getting better.

Outside of all the people tailgating there might be an additional 120 people show up to the game. terry schiavo had better fan support than the Zips do.

Mike Thomas can go F himself for this schedule. If it wasn't for the NCAA adding a 12th game and getting NT to come here, next saturday would be the Zips first home game. This season is about as garbage as it gets.

Just when you think this season was as bad as it got. Zips' kicker, Igor Iveljic, was charged with assult and is now suspended indefinitely. http://blogs.ohio.com/rasor/somebody just pull the plug on this season and get the basketball team on the court.

with the cupcakes on this years schedule and the improved roster. is it possible we go from our first 20 win season since J. R. Buchtel himself was walking around campus, to a 30 win season?

the zips are garbage. period.

Akron had better keep the offense running this way the whole damn game for a change.

Jabri in the first Q? unheard of!