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  5. Does Cant State....

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    Speaking of Can't state....that was a lot of middle fingers. Their response to "Can't State Sucks?"................"F*** You Akron!" Clever fellas! Clever! I know I'm definitely not the classiest fan in MAC basketball, but I've never supported a chant that used the F-word.

  6. Akron-Can't Game Thread

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    Everyone shoulda stuck around after the game. We cheered for the team when they came out of the locker room, then went to the JAR for the MAC East Champions ceremonial cutting down of the nets. All the Rowdies there got a piece! I'm taking it to Cleveland! It's my new good luck charm!

  8. Akron-Can't Game Thread

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    My prediction:1: Can't fan support is pathetic as usual2: That nut ball terrorist professor Can't has will show up and declare a jihad on Akron ... and Can't ... and America in general. Man does Can't have some idiots.3: At some point John Rybak takes off from the foul line, throws the ball in between his legs and off the backboard, does a front flip while eating a grilled cheese sandwich, then wind mills the ball home with a force so great, the rim melts and 40 Can't students sitting in the student section are vaporized. The rest suffer severe third degree burns. Unfortunately he is called for traveling and then reverts back into the player we all know and groan about. Never showing that flush of super human, Detlef Schrempf like, mega talent again.4: The M.A.C. center will smell like weed ... as usual.5: Wood will try to repeat the Rybak dunk, only tripping over his own feet and landing on a few Can't players, leaving them paralyzed from the waist down.6: Romeo Travis and Dru Joyce realize that they need this win to secure any type of legacy outside of "well, they didn't win anything but their teams were pretty good." and combine for 50 points, 19 assists, 26 rebounds and 9 blocks.7: TV announcers mention LBJ so much that Damon Jones mistakenly thinks it is a Cavs game and immediately releases a statement to the press saying that Drambrot is ruining his shooting form and he needs more playing time. After all, he is the greatest shooter in the world.8: Matt Futch shows up at the game and delivers the most vicious elbow seen all season to the face of the woman taking the tickets at the door. He can't help it, that is what he does.9: Half way through the game, Jim Christian gets a call from OU, recruiting him to be their head coach.10: Zips win 89-71. Akron fans rejoice while Can't fans fire up their preferred smoking apparatus. And here is a bonus one for you. Some time around the 15 minute mark in the second half, Charlie Frye's leg will fall asleep. He will be removed from his seat and promptly replaced by Derek Anderson. The fans will quietly clamor about how well Derek sat in that seat and how he had the arm to lift his soda up while standing up so someone could walk in front of him. Charlie will return with 1 minute 30 seconds left, only to spill the soda and knee someone walking by. Ladies and gentlemen, we have our selves a sitting controversy. Hopefully the Browns don't draft that lame ass Brady Quinn to take the seat at next years game.
    :laugh_up: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH! :laugh_up:

  10. Cleveland

    in Akron Zips Basketball

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    May I suggest that we do not go to the Winking Lizard before the game or that we call ahead and they understand that we are coming and what the situation is. Last year they had the "Official Akron Pregame Party" there where we were given drink specials and free appetizers. The only problem is that our friends were forced to split up because the lizard doesn't allow anyone under 21 after 5pm. I saw a lot of AK-Rowdies turned away that night and it upset me quite a bit.

  11. UA vs AU

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    There is a plaque in the marketing department's office with "Akron True" as the words written on it. I believe they changed it, but no one ever cared to change it on everything. I thought about starting a petition to have it officially changed, but then I saw the plaque. I'm thinking about the petition idea again...

  15. Buffalo Game Webcast

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    Well, we're guarenteed at least the number 3 seed.Other than the pleasure of beating the Flushes on their home court, there really isn't any other significance to Sunday's game....not that there needs to be.The Flushes on the Can't board are bathing in the glow of 9 straight 20 win seasons.Isn't it funny that when you talk football with them, they only say the present counts (because they beat us last year).But when you talk basketball, they're all about bringing up the past. :puke::screwks:
    Hey. I have no problem with Can't having another 20-win season. Here's to them keeping it only a 20-win season! :cheers:
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