Zipmeister

When you were posting on page 5 of this thread http://zipsnation.org/forums//index.php?sh...17754&st=60 you should have read page 4. Zach will be so disappointed.

I'll bet the really old person on the Board of Trustees who sees the world through the rear view mirror would have also thought the hiring of those three foreshadowed the disaster that was icoach (the mirror would really help in this process).

And with the only D1 teams making the switch to Spring ball being members of the desperate MAC and Sun Belt Conferences, we won't have to worry about scheduling any of the pesky money-making away games against BCS teams. The fans are sure to love a steady diet of OOC games against the finest teams the Sun Belt can offer.

No one do.

Some of the rumors I have been hearing from very reliable sources have us as a possible addition to the Big Ten, others say it's the SEC. Still others say that we will be dropping football and starting a bobsled team.

but you want to add JMU and ODU to the MAC? The level of competition is already diluted enough thanks to the MAC west east, adding them will just make it worse. I just don't see how conferences like CUSA and the MAC can justify adding schools with 1 to zero years with a football program, to automatically put them in FBS the highest level of competition. CUSA may suck, but the MAC is much worse... Fixed it for you.

Apparently there is no significant difference between an unrealistic goal and an expectation.

Also, widen goal posts to run from sideline to sideline.

None of these ideas will increase offensive performance. Want to score more points? Play 11 guys on offense, 9 guys and a female cheerleader on defense.

I really wish your second sentence was true.

Yes you do. http://golftravel.about.com/od/photogaller...favorites_3.htm

I have to agree with the Grate One here. Head injuries should be postponed until the 9th grade at the earliest.

Not Moscow, Coeur d'Alene. Their golf course has the world's only floating green; really cool. You have to take a boat ride out to the green. Also one of the nicest resort hotels I have ever stayed at.

Oh no, the MAC hasn't extended an offer to them has it?

Well I'm not conceding that you are not senile, but in this case you aren't wrong. In my old age apparently I confused his time at WSU as the women's coach with his playing time.

You may be even older than you think. 30 years ago Hylton was in high school. Hylton always reminded me of Hayden Knight who played for Marquette back in the late 70s.

I do. 20 years ago they were pretty good. Now, not so much.

I hereby decree that Temple may no longer play for the MAC football title.

Your kidding, right? Maybe we will become famous for the color-formation lineup.

He's not trying to become a starter at the highest level, he's trying to become the starter here.

I didn't notice anybody bickering about the name of a school in this thread, but I did notice one guy who doesn't know the difference between the FBS and FCS.

Actually it's called the regulatory dialectic.

You would think the success of the rifle team would have positively impacted soccer by now, but I just don't see it. In their last match the Zip shooters were near flawless in the quick-draw competition, and in the final event knocked over all 50 beer cans.

I thought that shirt had a pretty good chance especially since the contest was sponsored by the Akron Optometrist Association.

I think you should probably concentrate on work while you are there. Otherwise, you might cut off an arm. Anyway, I'm thinking your thoughts about football aren't in the same zip code as reality.