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2 dozen.

Ding ding ding. Tell him what he's won, Johnny!

Nonsense! The Hulkster knows Zips fans better than that and he wants to hear those excuses!

I'm beyond tired of the lazy passes.

Ivey looking good.

Talk about thinking outside the box! An Akron tuition drawing at Dix Stadium! Brilliant!

September 3- Vs. VMI--Thank God someone came to their senses and moved this game to Saturday where it belongs. September 10- at Wisconsin--Fun Roady September 17- at Marshall--Fun Roady September 24- Vs. App State--Will the Mountaineer fans outnumber Zips fans? October 1- at K.e.n.t--This should be part of the MAC opening weekend lineup every year along with OU/MU, BG/UT & CMU/WMU. Every year. EVERY YEAR. October 8- Vs. Miami--Yay Saturday October 15- Vs. Western Michigan--Yay Saturday October 22- at Ball State--Fun Roady Thursday October 27- at Buffalo--Who cares about this one being on a weekday? No one wants to go to Canada anyway. Wednesday November 2- Vs. Toledo--Turrible Wednesday November 9- Vs. Bowling Green--Turrible Tuesday November 22- at Ohio--Ruined opportunity for a fun roady.

Did you watch a House of Cards Netflix marathon this weekend?

Truth.

Sure. Misery loves company.

I hate watching the Zips lose to Kent because afterwards it makes me feel like going on a 17 state killing spree.

Old timers, remember how much you hated standing in line in Spicer Hall to register for classes? That's how much I hate watching Khaliq Spicer.

Nothing worse than losing to a bunch of thugs and their mentally challenged crowd.

Stop making excuses? That's what Tiggers do best!

Keener is my name I won't be at the game but Eff K.E.N.T. just the same

When did p.i.s.s. become a word that needs auto-corrected?

pee yellow unis pee yellow lighting in the Awful MAC Center

I bet attendance would spike if Urban Meyer was signing autographs and posing for pictures at halftime. Anybody know his appearance fee?

Perhaps y'all think the whole haiku thing is played out, but it always was a favorite of mine. Maybe looking at some of the gems from yesteryear will inspire some new material. http://zipsnation.org/forums/topic/31086-cant-haiku/#comment-219865 http://zipsnation.org/forums/topic/25455-the-i-hate-cant-haiku-a-thon/#comment-168005 http://zipsnation.org/forums/topic/13935-the-i-hate-cant-haiku-contest/#comment-83825

FIFY

This popped up on my Facebook feed today. First time I have seen it.

These student promotions are great to get kids out to the games but then the team has to hold up their end of the bargain and provide an enjoyable experience! There is nothing worse than bribing someone to attend and present them with a steaming turd!

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