It’s a challenge, but I’ll give it a shot
1. How many downs will Ryan Bain play this year?
2. Will the next hoops arena be built downtown or on-campus?
3. When will the Zips finally win by 14 so that Zipmeister can start up his long-desired gambling web site?
4. What’s going to happen if the MAC only has 5 soccer playing members left????
5. Can we fix the blasted audio on these ZTV reports already?
6. Will we begin the 2011 gridiron campaign in the infamous “Bottom 10”?
7. Hey, what’s with the band taking up all of the seats on the lower portion of the JAR?
8. Did you hear LeBron is refusing to urinate or defecate in the Q during his 1st game back, instead preferring to “hold it” until his armada makes its way to the Summit County line?
9. When will Zips and Buckeyes ever learn to “just get along”?
10. When is the NCAA going to enforce the attendance clause on us and send us back to 1-AA??
#2 is close...but it doesn't make me barf. The mere sight of any thread containing "Western Kentucky" or "Illinois State" send me sprinting to the john...
Nice job, BTW!
Thanks! You never know when the inspiration will strike. I'll agree, "MAC expansion" has more than its fair share. Here's to hoping Zeke and the rest give us something completely NEW (and positive) to discuss tonight