Captain Kangaroo

One day, when the pain goes away, that would be a funny parody video to create.

You can only pay so much for a soccer coach. Spending-wise, $300k goes pretty far in the Akron area. At some point, a pro team will pay more money. I am sure any move would be more about taking-on a bigger challenge on a higher level than making a few more dollars.

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Fear the Roos. UMKC has more of a beef than us.

The stand a very good chance of losing to Towson this weekend.

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Like the Zips, you can also see the Great GP1 is rounding into shape for the fall season.

No, we aren't. Yet another ill-researched preview. George Thomas declined to make any MAC standings predictions, admitting he'd got no clue about the state of the MAC. He deserves a tremendous amount of credit. 99.9% of the sports writers have no knowledge of the MAC, but write a sack of crap anyhow.

Realistically-optimistic

What is a "woild nut," and why do we like them? Only being a freshman, I know that AJ Fox didn't graduate. But perhaps he did granduate?

John Edwards had an multi-year NBA career, so anyone doubting Zeke's ability to play in the NBA is a bit detached. BTW - at the golf outing, KD stated Zeke had a good summer. He was complementary of the big man.

Bowden only signs/scholarships 1 QB per season, and we already have one committed. Gotto go somewhere... somewhere besides Akron.

+1 ...and if I'm Emmanuel Laerty, I'm kicking some ass next Thursday.

Good luck to him. He certainly has a heck of a high school career.

While it is extremely tempting to ignore /igˈnôr'/ (verb) you, I am feeling generous today and will instead choose to enlighten you. The organizers of the tournament for which Marshall is postponing the Zips game were not in a position of power. Thus to secure Marshall in their tourney, they offered a deal of some cash and a home game with Princeton. How they had the ability to do so, or "why Princeton?", I didn't ask. If you want additional information, you should speak to some Zips coaches...like I did. Consider yourself enlightened. You are welcome.

17,679

You understand incorrectly. Not only do the Zips get Princeton as compensation for Marshall, they get some cash too. And Marshall will still come to the JAR in the future.

Assuming good weather, I'm confident we'll hit 17k ("real," butts-in-seats).

The Zips will host Princeton this upcoming season. It was supposed to be Marshall...but they were needed to play in some tournament...so the Zips were given Princeton as compensation. And, Marshall will still be coming to the JAR...just not this season. The things you learn at the Zips golf outing....

My "Moore is Less" jersey also never made it to the silk-screener.

You can do anything from your dorm room in 2012. Take classes, pick up girls, talk to your friends, watch 200+ TV channels, play HD video games with your friends, watch Zips game on the computer, Ohio State on TV (every game is televised), ...it is an indoor society kids live in now-a-days. It is beyond apathy. It's just tough to pry them out of their room and into the real world for anything.

The Era of The Process Record prediction: Ianello should have won 3 games last season, and he was a complete idiot. Bowden is smart, so he's guaranteed 3 wins. Plus one extra that the opposing MAC coach will simply give to the Zips. 4-8 K.e.n.t always sucks, so with the better of the two coaching staffs the Zips have a great chance to beat them.

Who knew? How would you compare them to Bolivia or the Netherlands?

Weren't we in the same situation when Butchie graduated, with completely unknown's Frye and Sparks? That worked out pretty good. I think someone will rise to the top. Bowden seems confident we're in ok shape at QB, so I'm confident too. And yes, it will be an interesting year. I'll take "interesting" over tragic...pathetic...sad...maddening...nauseating...and whatever other adjectives you want to use to describe what we've witnessed since the InfoCision gates opened.