Fun topic...I'll jump in:
*You've talked about joining the Big East even after its meltdown
*You use terms like BUGS, Sweaters, Bobkitties, Canadians, Columbus State, and piss yellow and your friends immediately know who you are referring to
*You watch all Super Bowl commercials because you want to see UA's annual advertisement even though you could just as easily find it online
*You have a soccer team that always advances in the NCAA Tournament with All-Americans and future professionals at all starting positions, yet it's considered a down year
*You have great track, rifle, and tennis teams yet constantly talk about the 2-22 football team
*You are apologetic about the basketball team's early season losses in the OOC to no name programs then chastise Joe Akron for not showing up until the MAC Tournament
*You know exactly who Joe Akron is but have no idea where he is or how to motivate him
*You think we have a rivalry with a program referred to as the Suckeyes
*You complain that local retailers do not carry enough Zips merchandise but then when you do come across it, you post to ZNO about how great it is without ever making a purchase yourself
*You contribute to the beer thread on ZNO but not the football game threads