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  1. Zipmeister
    What Dave is trying to say is jmu SUCKS.
  2. Zipmeister
    Don't count on any improvement soon. Individuals employed at university athletic departments nationwide routinely display their lack of grammatical skills as if it were a badge of honor.
  3. Zipmeister
    50+ yard punting average. NCAA total punting yardage record.
  4. Zipmeister
    Check out the new Miami helmets on Ohio Fox sports right now (as they are getting pounded by UK). Their new head gear looks like someone barfed all over them. I sure hope the new Zips helmets look nothing like these
  5. Zipmeister
    Those are both fun numbers to try and noodle out. Are you predicting 2 field goals or a missed extra point for the Zips? Will jmu go for two and make both, 1 touch and 3 field goals, 2 touches and a safety, or something else?
  6. Zipmeister
    How can you be sure a long discussion will occur on this topic at the end of the season when the recent article produced just a handful of comments? And regarding the debate, I think Winters was more too sensitive than Wistrill was too insensitive.
  7. Zipmeister
    If you can get anyone to give you Akron and three jump on it. The professional sports books have the Zips as 3 point favorites.
  8. Zipmeister
    If our players actually showed up on the field looking like this it might be fairly intimidating.
  9. Zipmeister
    I believe it's a good thing that some of the rating services think that not all the teams in the MAC West will suck during the upcoming season.
  10. Zipmeister
    I'm fairly certain professors will not be lining up to lock in an extra $8/hr before tax to encourage university attendees. If they need extra cash, most profs sell their blood, sperm, or body parts.
  11. Zipmeister
    Sounds like Paul was just to tired to tell the folks from Akron that he would prefer to wait a little while before he talked to them.
  12. Zipmeister
    If you want to see MACtion you need look no farther than ZAkron. I'm thinking something like this would meet several of your criteria and really set us apart from the crowd.
  13. Zipmeister
    What kind of odds do you need Dude? I can't go higher than 10 to 1.
  14. Zipmeister
    Me too. I mean, man, the dude has his own satellite! I wonder if we can hook up some GPS system to it to pin point some long Zip bombs?
  15. Zipmeister
    How can we be only a ten point favorite to a guy who is 262 years old and at last measurement a full 5'4"? Zips by 14.
  16. Zipmeister
    OK, then how about, "Think Biggest."
  17. Zipmeister
    Her parents must be so proud.
  18. Zipmeister
    I'm not sure why anything on the list would apply only to graduates rather than someone who just attended, but apparently there are only 4 signs that I graduated from Akron.
  19. Zipmeister
    I'm thinking we take James Madison to the wood shed. After all, the guy is only 5'4" and now 262 years old. Let's beat him like a drum.
  20. Zipmeister
    Between 2013 and when you left did the Zip's football team ever have a winning season? Got any good future stock market tips?
  21. Zipmeister
    Are you certain they didn't bring back icoach to handle the offense?
  22. Zipmeister
    Is it too late to get UConn on this year's schedule?
  23. Zipmeister
    How many games does it usually take Akron announcers to be able to distinguish our punter from our quarterback?
  24. Zipmeister
    A wise man once said, "One of the worst parts of being a college football or basketball coach is convincing people who really don't belong in college to attend theirs."
  25. Zipmeister
    16 seniors 15 juniors 12 sophomores 2 RS freshmen 1 freshman sounds good to me; I believe the rest of the youngsters are not being prevented from developing and can do so during practice sessions.
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