I know we should be concentrating on bgsu, but I'm a fan and I don't have to. That being said, this is what I saw on the OU board.
Akron is the Buffalo Bills of the MAC, good in the regular season, but choke in the Big Game. Keith Dambrot is Marv Levy, Alex Abreu is a little kid who roots for Doug Flutie because "he's short too", and Zeke Marshall is a fluffy pillow stuffed inside a Buffalo Bills pillow case.
I guess that's a good form of flattery