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For the record, I didn't type crap.

Same old crap. Special teams blow.

Where is everyone? 7-0 Zips. Let's go.

Turnover! Bury these chumps!

Nothing rhymes with org commercial × 1.

Eastern giving Kentucky a game.

I can't discuss this any more because it kills more brain cells than drugs.

By the way. Extra bonus points if you remember the kids' magazine that had the "Truth or Baloney" page.

Guys, I do not follow the NFL. Those of you who do, what do you think of the allegations that the Raiders offensive line laid down on Derek Carr for not kneeling with them? Truth or baloney?

Whatever. You're right. I'm wrong. Can we never talk about it again? Awesome. Thanks.

OK. This would be a big deal if there wasn't this thing called deficit spending. Not one person missed a welfare check; not one road didn't get repaired; not one space shuttle didn't blast off; nary a military mission wasn't carried out and the CIA's block ops budget wasn't impacted at all by the likes of Leona Helmsley and Willie Nelson not paying their taxes. Again, quite a reach.

Holy cow. I just looked at BG's roster and I don't see a familiar name. They have dropped off the face of the earth.

Hey guys, Akron had a big long win streak versus BG basketball that was broken last season. Time to turn the tide the other way in football. Eventually the law of averages should kick in, right?

That's quite a reach.

If I had a dog that looked like that ISU QB, I'd shave his ass and teach him to walk backwards.

I understand that, but not for NCAA violations but for breaking the law. Big difference.

I am a bit unfazed by all the uproar over "cheating". After Penn State basically got slapped on the wrist for covering for a serial pedophile, I kinda lost all hope for the NCAA. They are all hat no cattle. To borrow a government term, these high power college programs are "too big to fail" and justice is simply just not going to happen.

The best way to level the playing field is to cap coaching salaries.

You act as if this isn't the current reality.

It is not illegal for one person to give another person money. I don't think it should be an NCAA violation either. The current scandal was not a simple case of one person giving money to another person.

That thing is going to be so sweet,

It's a victimless crime.

Which should be ok.

I'm looking for the Zips to break out big this week. Bowling Green is worse than bad. I think the offense should have a field day against the hapless Falcon defense and win by 3 scores. Please Zips, demonstrate that the Sagarin ratings are wrong. Jeff's computers have them sitting at 137 and Akron at 141. Where's Kent, you ask? 174.