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I have been a big advocate for the soul cause for years. Love it, love it, love it.

GETTING TO KEEP MORE OF THE MONEY YOU EARNED IS NOT A HAND OUT. IT'S YOUR MONEY.

Are you guys sure? I hope y'all are right, but I heard the same things about Chandler Kincade.

Who is calling for that? The attendance requirement should just be done away with. It is a requirement that is easily finagled and no D1 program is going to lose their D1 status for attendance. The NCAA doesn't have the hair. A lot more programs than just Akron are in this boat.

You spelled Milwee wrong.

Holy cow. Goodell caves. I’m guessing the numbers presented to him painted a dire picture. So much for what he said a couple of weeks ago, I guess.

This is perhaps the dumbest thing I have ever seen in my life.

The percentage of posters in the parking lot is very low. At least posters who would admit being posters. I remember the first time I ventured into Lot 9. By my recollection, my brother-in-law and I made the walk over from our tailgate in Lot 34 to see how the other half lived. I had recently joined the forum and as fortune shined upon me that day, the first person I talk to turns out to be none other than Captain Kangaroo, who introduced me to Dr. Z, ZipsWin!, 2Ball and JZ84. Later on I met ZG01. Add to this a bunch of other guys who aren't posters and the rest is history. I walked over for the rest of 2010 to visit but I needed to get into that lot because I couldn't miss out on that kind of a good time any longer. 2011 was the first year with a Lot 9 pass and my goodness have we had some fun times. I really miss some of the players' familes, though. When the Pohls, Switzers, Caponis, Hundleys, Pauls and Rossis were all kicking it in the lot, it was probably the most fun time ever. CDMac, you might just get bitten by the tailgating bug and get hooked too.

@Zipmlady, congrats to your boy! Great job!

This board censors pi$$, but not poontang?

I’m sure he will be delighted to hear that!

Which is fantastic! I am ecstatic about it! But you know what I am saying and it’s also interesting to note that the other offers didn’t matter to the conventional wisdom on this board when they weren’t there! I am going to use exclamation points a lot more from now on! I like them! Who knew?

If Akron had an offensive coordinator and head coach that could muster a clue between them, the Zips could win out. Running the offense the way we do will get you wins versus the dregs of the conference, but if you want to beat good teams, you can't let the defense get set and basically say to them "You guys ready? Got your breath? Ok, we're gonna snap the ball if you're ready. Ok. Ready, set, go!" Milwee's situational play calling blows anyway, so just script the entire game. Snap the ball as fast as you can, while the other team's fat ass linemen have their hands on their hips sucking wind. That's a sure way to slow down the pass rush and make our offensive line's run blocking job a lot easier. Keep pulling Ritz and I guarantee the tired, wind sucking ugly dudes down the line from him are gonna get real sick of getting ear holed. Tempo could solve so many issues. It's not hard to figure out. And when trying to recruit offensive talent, do you think talented high schoolers want to come to a program that plays balls out or one that plays the "check with me" game and then has to burn timeouts because we are befuddled? I think I know the answer to that question! I know, we want to be known for defense. Well, wish in one hand! You are going to be able to get the best defensive players you can get independent of the offense you run. People watch football for offense! If this wasn't true, rule changes wouldn't favor the offense! Football fans like to watch scoring, if they didn't they'd be over at Cub Cadet! Of course, I reserve the right to be wrong, eat crow and apologize for my comments. Go Zips! Beat Western!

I must be one of the lucky ones. Rural satellite privilege, I guess.

Thanks for the pics @ZZZips.

So, you are saying it's a perfect place for a redneck like me, eh Zach? That's ok, I won't hold it agains you. I'll wear it with pride. I was just up there in June.

This is a very tempting roadie.

The Miami coach definitely has to wear the MAC Dumbass Coach of the Week™ Albatross around his neck for 7 days. Unbelievable.

Wow. My post was that offensive?

Soooooo, what you're saying is the attendance figures so far are legit?

I think we have a legitimate shot at hitting whatever average they want to. Phantom sales, y'all!

I did not watch the game. Evidently no one else did either, or they surely would have mentioned this. . . https://screengrabber.deadspin.com/here-is-how-to-turn-victory-into-defeat-in-99-yards-1819251667

I felt really sorry for them for about 2 seconds and then I got over it.

Speaking of ZipsMBB Instagram (something I never look at unless it is mentioned specifically), check out the weight room pic of the team.