Here is my old post from 29 November 2011 about a Jim Tressel hiring at UA and I believe this is still relevant (at least for myself).
If Jim Tressel is hired in at Akron what will be YOUR first reaction??
Mine would be.... 3 double shots of Jim Beam, then RUN (2-4 miles) to the nearest ACME, buy a 6 pack of Christmas Ale, run back home (with Christmas Ale in hand) and fill up "Das Boot" to the brim, drink that while I hug/cry with my 3 Zippy stuffed animals!
Since Christmas Ale is no more PBR would do just fine
Also, I broke my Das Boot about a month ago so I would just shotgun the PBR.
Go Zips!!