If Jim Tressel is hired in at Akron what will be YOUR first reaction??
Mine would be.... 3 double shots of Jim Beam, then RUN (2-4 miles) to the nearest ACME, buy a 6 pack of Christmas Ale, run back home (with Christmas Ale in hand) and fill up "Das Boot" to the brim, drink that while I hug/cry with my 3 Zippy stuffed animals!
Wooooooo!
Go Zips!