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Down by 8 or less late in the game, no timeouts remaining, what do you do, fake an injury. Only make sure non critical personnel are used for this purpose because the "injured" player has to leave the game. We should start working on this right away. We don't want the Golden flushes getting an advantage over us in the area of injury faking.

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When you coach a stunt like this you are sending a message to your team that you really don't trust or believe in them. Martin is pathetic. I like coach I more and more, especially when compared to Dougie boy. :screwks:

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When you coach a stunt like this you are sending a message to your team that you really don't trust or believe in them. Martin is pathetic. I like coach I more and more, especially when compared to Dougie boy. :screwks:

Yep

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I swear to God, I think Martin has been trying to get fired for the past few years and the administration just won't pull the trigger. What else does this guy have to do to get fired?

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I swear to God, I think Martin has been trying to get fired for the past few years and the administration just won't pull the trigger. What else does this guy have to do to get fired?

I would say commit a felony, but....well.....this is Can't we are talking about.

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I think you guys are being too hard on them. After the "injury", they marched right the field and scored - against their own defense.

But what if after talking to Keith, he also talked to the defense and said "Ok after Keith goes down, you guys should pretend to be the worst defense in college football, well, you know, just be Can't State".

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:screwks::screwks: :screwks: :screwks::screwks::screwks::screwks::screwks::screwks::screwks::screwks::screwks::screwks:

The irony is the next day there was an actual injury... :laugh_up::laugh_up::laugh_up::laugh_up::laugh_up::laugh_up:

OR was it? oh well...it's Can't...they're best majors are fashion design and other careers that are in jeopardy right now in this economy...

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This may help confirm the speculation that Christiano Ronaldo was seen at Dix Stadium yesterday. Doug Martin is going all out to perfect his team's "flopping" abilities. Even bringing in the world's best coach. :D

Apparently Martin is also heavily recruiting Anderson Varejao, although he may be backing off a bit now that "Wild Thing" sprained his ankle playing for the Brazilian national team...or did he???

  • 2 years later...
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Had to resurrect this thread since Derek Dooley pulled the same stunt.

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My bet is Dooley will meet the same fate as Martin. The football gods hate these kind of guys.

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