Captain Kangaroo

I found this topic on the MACbbs. Hopefully we need to worry about this one day.... Column

Can recruitment of fetuses be far behind?

I have even more inside information than Balsy (if that's possible): The Team Shop is already stocking up on Ohio Polytechnic Institute # 3.14159 jerseys. Note: This is inside info...do not try to order them until next Monday. "Zippy" is dead. Replaced by Polly Polygon. It's key to maintain the female-loving mascot demographic. Brilliant move by Scarborough. And what has been discussed, but is equally important, are the upcoming ADDITIONAL facility name changes that have been mandated both in, and around campus. Buchtel Avenue? It's ancient history, replaced by: The Chapel? Sorry, Knute. If you wanna keep that swanky on campus location, you gotta play ball with the Prez: Summa? So long. There's a new sheriff in town: So embrace the changes, my fellow Zippers. And practice our new chant: O....P-I....O....P-I... #TeamOhio

We really need some OL depth, so it's good to see a couple older transfers arriving. But we need to start getting some Freshman OL's that we can redshirt and groom to be 3-year starters. OL guys always take a year or two to mesh. JUCO guys can only do so much...ditto the grad-transfer guys. Just when they start looking good, their eligibility expires. I expect a great season out of Tommy Brown this year.

Shoulda' hired Tressel.

"The Cody Grice Effect"

He forgot the "s." ZipsNation

He has a great first name. My son will be stoked to meet him.

Walsh kid

That's not sufficient for Balsy. Aside from that, why? And while we're at it, why did Cleveland State fire Kevin Mackey? He was winning 20+ games?

Former UA Assistant AD Fills Mack's Vacancy When will someone steal our existing AD?

I can see him spread wide in the "Trips" formation, blocking for Dr. Z's favorite play - the vaunted Bubble Screen. He seems like a D1-A TE tweener at 6' 2" 230 lb, 4.8 sec. 40 Undersized for a TE...too small to convert to OL...good size, but slow for a WR. Hope he's faster than he's listed. Maybe if he could drop to <220 lbs he could be a handful at WR? I guess time will tell...welcome to Akron, Johnnie.

I like that there would be 4 teams that could claim they won a MAC championship. The Josten's midwest regional salesman would quadruple his sales.

Boring topic, but the guy seemed to spend a lot of time on it so I'll post the link

Not so spot on.

"Evans wanted the chance to play in front of more professional scouts and it’s a primary reason for his desire to transfer elsewhere." But he'd be showcased on ESPN 3 if he stayed in the MAC?!

I would assume the unfounded, paranoid internet rumors of Robotham's transfer would be put to rest with a scheduled Zips game in his home town?

The transient Dylan Ennis gathers no moss...

Awesome job Dr. Z! Thanks to UA Athletics for the support!

K.e.n.t. took on Abe Elam for one season. He kept his nose clean at K.e.n.t. and NFL teams followed. Hopefully the same deal here.

"The source indicated Hill hasn't begun assessing his future options, but he essentially has three: Go to the NFL Draft, transfer to a FCS school and play immediately in 2015 or transfer to an FBS school and sit out 2015 before playing one final season enter the 2016 draft."

Elton Update

Probably not.

I think Nick Dials (Toledo) and Brian Walsh (Dayton) are now assistants? Granted they were Zips Grad Assistants, but they seem to be doing well.