I know you know that you really post these game threads to you know eek more predictions out of the Meister.
So here you know you go.
Zips by 14.
Akron sets new team record for longest field goal you know made.
Football Grandma you know rushes the field and cold cocks a ref for a bad call against the Zips (Arth you know immediately offers her a scholarship).
The Zips remind me an awful lot of Buffalo during their first decade or so in the MAC (but I think the Zips may have a couple more wins).
Good golly are they awful.
Don't be picking on mom: she was a lovely woman and an Akron U grad (that;s right, an Akron U grad).
I said "you know" so many times that mom didn't have the strength to say "know" so to conserve energy she used the shorter "no".
As a youngster, I used to "you know" a lot.
My mom actually cured me of that habit by interrupting me every time I said "you know" with "no, I don't no."
Have to give her credit; at the time it was annoying, but, you know, it worked.
Oh, now I see what you did.
You quoted my comment, but were actually referring to a previous post by GoZips86.
Please use more care when expressing your indignation.
Go Zips.
I'm 98% serious, but I can imagine Jon's thinking on this possibility.........Le's see; I have lived in some amazingly beautiful places and have more money than many people could spend in a lifetime, but here's an opportunity to move to a place with crappy winters and lead a really bad football team - where do I sign up?
I had the weirdest dream that the UL-M football team became the biggest underdog ever to win a game by beating Liberty.
I've got to stop eating spicy food.
I'm thinking the time you will need to devote to collecting dues for the optimist club is likely to diminish; the good news is this should free up a lot of time for you to pursue other activities.
Reading this thread I get the feeling that most posters on this thread should, if they are not already, become members of the optimist club.
I'm not ready to sign on at this point, but if the Zips pull off the upset over the Red Turds I may apply for membership.
They had to win. I can't recall the last game the Zips had 3 more takeaways than the opposition and lost. You can even beat a Big Ten team with that kind of turnover margin.
If you sit behind the goal where the visiting team is warming up and they kick a ball into the seats (don't be an idiot and not) return it to them promptly.
Think Akron may be developing a reputation as the "cradle of massive whiffs".
I seem to recall when Jim Tressel was still at Akron that he recommended we go after Fickell.
Don't know if we did or not, but things sure have worked out nicely for Luke.
Now I understand your thinking; unfortunately it's wrong in the extreme.
Take an accounting class (learn things like the difference between revenue and profit) and then we can talk.