Zipmeister

I don't care much for his style. He suffers from the same malady that plagued Howard Cosell and John Madden; diarrhea of the mouth. However, I did like one of his comments following a players stupid play which went something like "you know there is a saying among coaches; what are you doing!?"

If that is true we are in worse trouble than I imagined.

This guy may not know for sure, but he probably can give you at least a ballpark. Title: Head Coach Phone: (330) 972-5131

Way back when I used to reside in Akron I regularly listened to his show. When a caller would say, "great show," Les would always ask, "tonight?" And the caller would respond, "yes." I often thought about calling and my planned response when he asked, "tonight?" was going to be, " well no, but usually." Well I guess I can scratch that off my bucket list now.

Maybe they were looking for a large long snapper.

Can someone provide me with an English translation of Burt's father's tweet?

Strangely it is the Yorba Linda skyline on the back of their jerseys.

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YSU?

Yes, but for the second game of each mini-series the visiting team gets to pretend they are the home team wearing their home uniforms while the host team wears their away uniforms. Somebody must have had a really good reason to decide that's the way they were going to do this, but the only possibility I can think of is so the teams don't have to play in uniforms that stink right from the start of the second game.

Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson.

Other than claiming that a team can only use (and hence retire) 36 different jersey numbers instead of the correct number he was perfect.

So close. Did you forget 0 or 00?

Ah, now I feel a lot better about Zips football.

Even money Gates moves on to a bigger name program for next season. Offsetting CSUs last second two-point victory on Friday was an 85 - 49 drubbing on Saturday with Patton kicking in 12 rebounds and 2 points.

I did not realize he was related to Milwee.

Well, that was embarrassing.

Have they named a film room attendant yet?

1. I'm pretty sure the coach doesn't read Zipsnation. 2. How would you recommend the coach prevent Bubba from leaving (suggestion: tell him that here he is unique, but at ulm he won't be the only Bubba on the roster)? 3. What are you doing up so early?

That would have been a more impressive prediction if you made it before the 7:00 start. This weekend CSU plays at Wright State with the game on ESPNU; what is the over/under on how many times the announcers mention he transferred from Akron?

What has happened in Huskieville? They suck the big one this year in both football and basketball. One possibility; I heard a rumor they are now requiring that their recruits be able to both read and write.

I checked the records at the Summit County Auditors office and he is not listed as the owner of any real property in Akron at the current time.

They better be careful; they could be found guilty of Jinxing (like that poor guy in the Dr. Pepper commercial).

My feeling is he would have won a lot more games if Milwee was @SOS.