He signs with Cleveland, everybody forgives him. Don't post, "not me" because you are in the minority.
He hasn't killed anybody.
If he leaves, he can be held resposible for several deaths that are bound to occur in the Cleveland area. Dan Gilbert hanging from the rafters in the Q, Brian Windhorst found dead from exhaustion after a 12-hour Twitter session, and a Bath township firefighter who dies heroically trying to put out the flames that go up on Crystal Lake Dr. in the ensuing riot.