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I just re-read this thread.

My God. Who gave Jerome the sage advice to leave early? Turrible.

I know what you meant. I just disagree.

So. . . if we were able to drop Kyrie Irving into the lineup for one year it would probably not bear much fruit because of a lack of synergy with his new Zip teammates?

Can someone see if John Groce would be willing to hit the recruiting trail for football too?

Wow. I can't wait to see what the '17-'18 Zips look like on the court. I'm thinking it could be a lot of fun and waaaaaaaaaaaaay different from what we have been accustomed to.

I thought it was determined in another thread that slow 40 times don't matter. Maybe they do after all?

Dang. 94. Moving on up. https://www.google.com/amp/s/campusinsiders.com/news/way-too-early-1-128-college-football-rankings-2017-01-10-2017/amp/

Ooooooh. 106. http://www.sportsonearth.com/article/213426488/college-football-way-too-early-rankings-2017

122 on SB Nation. https://www.google.com/amp/www.sbnation.com/platform/amp/college-football/2017/2/3/14496224/2017-college-football-rankings-projections

http://www.orlandosentinel.com/sports/college-football-rankings/os-sp-2017-college-football-rankings-akron-0501-story.html

I heard he's going somewhere else to be a star.

Canton Brewing. Go there.

100 people surveyed, top 3 answers on the board. Most uttered response people have after reading this thread. . . Rings in. . . Just kill me. Survey says. . . Number one answer! Pass or play?

GT doesn't care. It has been stated before that there is no demand for Zips coverage by the BJ readership.

Ja, die mennoniten genehmigen nicht das trinken vor elf.

Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records.

Meanwhile in Lot 9. . .

You do realize this is the Penn State thread, right? Certainly, everyone is entitled to their opinion, but I really do not agree with your assessment of this roady at all. First of all, it is located right square in the middle of B.F.E. There is literally nothing to do in these hick towns that surround the place. The closest hotel room we could get worth staying in last time was in Clearfield. Denny's Beer Barrel Pub was a nice place to get a burger and a couple of draft craft brews but more of a restaurant than a bar. You can only sit there so long. We asked the question at Denny's where the closest sports bar was. . .we were sent to "Legends Sports Bar & Grill". We punch in the address into the GPS and it takes us into a residential area where we see the so-called sports bar. It's in the downstairs of a house. So we walk in and have a seat. The barmaid comes around and ZipsWin! asks for a beer list. "We don't have a beer list but we've got anything you want." ZipsWin! presses her and she says with a labored sigh the draft list, "Bud, Bud Light, Coors Light, Miller Lite, Yuengling and Shock Top". I s.hit you not. We wind up at another hole in the wall bar downtown and finally decide to go back to Denny's for some carry-out beer (Pennsylvania beer laws ). We go back to the hotel and drink on the back patio until they turned the lights out on us and told us to go to our rooms. Had a nice conversation with a young lady from Georgia (not the one that borders Florida), before we were given the bum's rush though. We only had a few more sips in the room before hitting the sack because we had to get up before dawn to continue the rest of the trek to B.F.E. It literally takes forever to get to Happy Valley and it's not the most enjoyable drive. When we finally got there, we flashed our pre-paid Beaver Stadium Parking Pass. I'm looking at it as I speak. Audit# 07440. That pass was good for one parking spot. In a horse arena. Once again, I s.hit you not. Our group had a fun time in and amongst ourselves like we always do, but I found the fanbase to be awfully cocky and superior acting for the slice of humble pie they had been recently served. There was certainly no shame in their game! We were even asked in a very insulting way what a "Zip even was, anyway?" and the response was classic, not suitable for print on this fine forum and clearly struck a nerve with the drunken redneck Nit that asked it. I found the in game experience to be sterile and unexciting, much like their white & blue uniforms and black shoes. After the disappointing loss, we wound up at Otto's which was a great little brewery with decent beer and fantastic food. After a quick sup, we made the grueling journey back to civilization. That reminds me. . . What are the best two things to ever come out of Pennsylvania? I-80 & I-76 West. Mark me down for return trips to Wisconsin, Tennessee, Michigan, Pittsburgh or any other roady I've taken to watch the Zips but Penn State? No, thank you. Been there and done that.

This kid was a topic of conversation on XM 84 this morning. As a joke.

Groce sucks. (((Kidding))) To quote my departed father, I think we "fell in a pile of s.hit and came out smelling like a rose". Keep up the good work JG. Exciting times to be a Zip bb fan for sure.

Ok. Thanks. So you are saying he will be like Marcus and as soon as the college career is over, he will revert back to previous school identity. Gotcha! https://twitter.com/JamalMarcus34

Is he still a #zipforlife?

Jerry is a M.D. not a pH.D. right?

Yep. Finally scored one.