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You left out a couple things. Can we jam some Nickelback, eat stale graham crackers and stream a replay of Akron losing to Buffalo on the big screen?

You can't be serious, Skip.

I don't think increasing the win total by a game a year is unrealistic and I think 9 wins is a realistic cap on those expectations. These are very lax goals that need to be met. Year one (1-11) did not meet expectations (2-10). Year two (5-7) exceeded expectations (3-9). Year three (5-7) exceeded expectations (4-8). Year four (8-5) exceeded expectations (5-7). Year five (5-7) did not meet expectaions (6-6). My expectations for year six are 7-5 and year seven are 8-4. Failure to get 7 wins this year puts the success rate of meeting my low expectations at 50%. 50% is an F in any teacher's grade book. What are the odds the Zips win 7 games this year?

The recruiting dumpster fire is going to seal Bowden & Co's fate. They can't get to where they need to be with where the roster is.

Here's a little clue for you. Michigan sucked in 2013. Penn State is trying to make the CFP in 2017.

If he hadn't have gotten the 6th year, you would be saying "Why didn't we sit him for Wisconsin". (On the inside.)

I don't think he'll get 100 and I hope he gets 0 because we have 0 chance of winning that game. Sit him on the bench and let someone else get hurt.

I'll take that bet.

So he will have over 200 versus Arkansas Pine Bluff?

No. I was there once and that is more than enough for me. I am all for never scheduling them again because I do like to travel. I doubt if I will tailgate in a horse arena ever again.

Read this article The analysis and expectations in the above piece is why I believe the Zips have 0.0% chance of winning this game. An offense that is gearing up to prove itself the best ever versus a defense that is desperate to prove they can stop air equals an ugly blowout.

WHY ON EARTH WOULD ZIPS FANS BE SKEPTICAL?????????????

Not very optimistic, ZR!

These workout videos are great if they motivate the team. Other than that they only show what every other team in the country is doing. It is also fantastic that Warren Ball is a physical specimen but his physique alone doesn't gain a yard, score a touchdown or win a game for the Zips. That being said, much of the season's success hinges on WB34. Unless Deltron Sands is a surprise phenom or a freshman comes out of nowhere, the success of the run game rests on Warren's shoulders. How nervous are y'all gonna be every time he touches the ball in Happy Valley? I'm gonna be pretty nervous.

Yeah! We should be keeping a couple of roster spots open for a couple more tight ends!

@BigSexyMexy I do not know what the odds would be that Bowden & Co. return for a 2018 season if they bag 5 or less wins, but I think the likelihood of that happening would be around 99 & 44/100th percent.

Your avatar and your screen name are confusing me.

Did you really type "crappy" or did the ZN.o morality bot change that for you?

RowdyZip's account is still active?

Talking about Warren Ball's physique is doom and gloom? I'll give you some doom. . . Trouble. The greatest doom metal band of all time!

Maybe he can share an Uber fare with Anthony Clark when he comes back.

Man, this dude is ripped.

Yep. The CSU Alum Buckeye Fan Trekkie.

Is he on the ABJ payroll?

I count 4 transfers that came from other D-1 programs. "The results are in and Dana Holgorsen was determined to be a liar."