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Zeke- 2009 McKeesport Prom!!


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Dear Gentle Zipmeister, and other AARP card holders, believe it or not, nowadays "Pimpin'" is actually a compliment. Just to catch you and our other Golden Buckeye Card users up to speed, "bad" believe it or not, now means "good." Surprisingly, "sick" also means "good." "Gangsta" as well, means "good." "Straight" no longer means the absence of crookedness, but now means "good." "Wet" no longer is soley the opposite of "dry," but also means... you guessed it... Good! As does pimpin'. I would even go as far as to say that tux is straight shizzleizzlefizzle! Oh, sorry... nowadays that also means "good."For your edification, allow me to reference the hilarious and tragically under-utilized Urban Slang Dictionary:pimpshway: An action, object or place that is really cool. Example: Pimpshway car! pimptastic: Excellent. Good enough for the best of the best pimps. Example: That cashew was pimptastic. Thus, class, we could rightfully say, "Whoa Zeke! That tux is pimptastic!" Likewise, we could also phrase our sentiments thusly: "Yo Zeke, pimpshway tux!"To lessen the unfortunate confusion of our elderly ZipsNation memebers, I'll supply an age-appropriate translation: "Golly gee, Mr. Zeke, that tuxedo sure is swell."Go Zips! :wave:

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No, but seriously, if my "pimpin' tux" comment honestly offended anyone on ZipsNation then I absolutely give my sincerest appologies. I was just trying to compliment Zeke in a slightly humorous fashion. The tux is very cool! But if any of you thought the comment was inappropriate then I'm truly sorry for my failed attempt @ humor.

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Dear Gentle Zipmeister, and other AARP card holders, believe it or not, nowadays "Pimpin'" is actually a compliment. Just to catch you and our other Golden Buckeye Card users up to speed, "bad" believe it or not, now means "good." Surprisingly, "sick" also means "good." "Gangsta" as well, means "good." "Straight" no longer means the absence of crookedness, but now means "good." "Wet" no longer is soley the opposite of "dry," but also means... you guessed it... Good! As does pimpin'. I would even go as far as to say that tux is straight shizzleizzlefizzle! Oh, sorry... nowadays that also means "good."For your edification, allow me to reference the hilarious and tragically under-utilized Urban Slang Dictionary:pimpshway: An action, object or place that is really cool. Example: Pimpshway car! pimptastic: Excellent. Good enough for the best of the best pimps. Example: That cashew was pimptastic. Thus, class, we could rightfully say, "Whoa Zeke! That tux is pimptastic!" Likewise, we could also phrase our sentiments thusly: "Yo Zeke, pimpshway tux!"To lessen the unfortunate confusion of our elderly ZipsNation memebers, I'll supply an age-appropriate translation: "Golly gee, Mr. Zeke, that tuxedo sure is swell."Go Zips! :wave:
Good news for you young whippersnappers. Poor taste has always been around and will remain so.
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I've been hanging around reading and not contributing since the end of basketball season...but seriously? You guys are bickering over a recruit's prom tux and how to compliment it? :lol: That, sirs, is anti-pimptastic.Zeke, looking good man. Not as good as you'll be looking in that blue and gold in about 6 months, though.

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