Captain Kangaroo

You know a program's in bad shape when it makes me feel good about the Zips' recent state-of-affairs.

I just hope The Diff between our score and FIU's is less than that of the Temperature vs. Dew Point. What is the money line on the Temp/Dew Point?

Lots of jokes in that one. But I can't take the low-hanging fruit...not my style.

The Nittany Lions don't want any part of YSU.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Like last season, we will track the different beers consumed on Zips game day. Hopefully we can top last year's total. Ex-pats are welcome to submit beers, as long as they are drinking them while listening to, or watching the Zips games. I.e.: If you had a beer while watching Ohio State from your couch...it doesn't apply here. No drinks besides beer will be added. If the kids want to begin a 2012 root beer list, I'm happy to keep track.

KeenerCam™ shows an empty Lot 9!? Let's pick it up guys!!! See you around 4pm!

You can tell these were well done because after viewing all of them, I think we just might not be too bad this year?

My Game Day prediction: Yuengling in 20 oz. plastic cup outsells everything else combined.

I would bet Proenza launches a national search via a committee...and tells The Guy the Hired Ianello and then Botched Paul Winters to stay as far away as possible.

One day, when the pain goes away, that would be a funny parody video to create.

You can only pay so much for a soccer coach. Spending-wise, $300k goes pretty far in the Akron area. At some point, a pro team will pay more money. I am sure any move would be more about taking-on a bigger challenge on a higher level than making a few more dollars.

Ariel Hoffman The Biology teacher from Fast Times at Ridgemont High Kevin Garvey Sam the Eagle Terrance Plummer Heat Miser

Fear the Roos. UMKC has more of a beef than us.

The stand a very good chance of losing to Towson this weekend.

Jose Jose Fat Albert Fat Albert

HC George O'Leary Pinocchio

Like the Zips, you can also see the Great GP1 is rounding into shape for the fall season.

No, we aren't. Yet another ill-researched preview. George Thomas declined to make any MAC standings predictions, admitting he'd got no clue about the state of the MAC. He deserves a tremendous amount of credit. 99.9% of the sports writers have no knowledge of the MAC, but write a sack of crap anyhow.

Realistically-optimistic

What is a "woild nut," and why do we like them? Only being a freshman, I know that AJ Fox didn't graduate. But perhaps he did granduate?

John Edwards had an multi-year NBA career, so anyone doubting Zeke's ability to play in the NBA is a bit detached. BTW - at the golf outing, KD stated Zeke had a good summer. He was complementary of the big man.

Bowden only signs/scholarships 1 QB per season, and we already have one committed. Gotto go somewhere... somewhere besides Akron.

+1 ...and if I'm Emmanuel Laerty, I'm kicking some ass next Thursday.