NOBODY IS YOUNGSTOWN!!!LOL, take a runt-sibling version of pittsburgh, mix in a perpetual timelock on a 1970s New Jersey rescession, and stir in some appalachian charm and some rust-belt flair, with a more ruralized version of chicago politics, and you've got Youngstown.For all these years, outside our area, Akron has been seen as not much more than Cleveland's underside... but the way things have been going in Cleveland vs the way they have been going in Akron, I think an apt adjustment to the metaphor is Gold-Member.(Let me preemptively apologize to anyone who is offended in youngstown or here in akron. Lampooning is a little hobby of mine, and I wasn't thrilled to see the goofball comment in the PD yesterday about how akron is "afraid" to schedule the pinguinz)