Zipmeister

The Golden Flashes Fly high and rule the Zippers In their dreams only

The K.e.n.t game is ideal for this type of promotion because normally the contest between these two teams is very poorly attended.

We are 3 deep in LBs for several years. Need more beef up front.

Your post took me back to my freshman year at Akron. When I reached the front of the registration line (most of you young whippersnappers will have no clue what I'm talking about here) for my second quarter at the U, there was an attractive sorority girl working the table. She noticed I was wearing my high school letter jacket. She looked at me with disdain and asked why I would wear such a thing. I don't remember the answer I spoke, but I know the answer in my head included the word bitch. Fact of the matter is I couldn't afford a new jacket. Good news is the high school letter jacket was soon replaced with an Akron letter jacket, and I still hate sororities to this day.

Free unlimited beer and the place will be packed every game. Same policy for womens games and attendance will top 1,000 per contest.

Congrats lady tankers. I was amazed to see the results of the conference meet because during the regular season team after team forfeited massive points to the Zips towards the end of the meet so that the severe thrashing they laid on the Zips only looked like a bad beating. Then throw them all together and the Zips come out on top! Very unusual, but I'll take it.

Your eight rules are simple, but I think you forgot an obvious additional rule.

So Akron students are 30 years ahead of students at Duke! Represent.

Is it football season yet?

I added three words to the last sentence to make my point more clear. (I would underline the three words or make them bold if either of these features worked: they don't)

I wonder if the A11 guys realize the RPFL plans for teams in both Detroit and Southern Michigan. I don't know; maybe the A11 shouldn't target Detroit. It would be a shame to over-saturate the spring football market.

One of the smartest guys I know said at least 40 years ago that if Akron could just get the best local players to sign with them, they would be a real force in college football. We aren't there yet, but I like the developing trend. I also have to believe that Joe Akrons' level of interest in the Zips would dramatically increase if there were about 20 locals on the roster.

Zips by 14.

I may be interested in participating in this wager. How many American dollars do you consider to be a "good chunk of money"?

Zips by 14.

Au contrair, mon ami. Having a poem written about him does not make him a poet.

I believe the rifle team is also suspension-free. And concerning following a sport other than basketball,let me say that compared to basketball rifle presents more opportunities to heckle members of the other team. In basketball heckling is generally limited to guys shooting free throws or those who recently launched an air ball. In rifle you can shout out something nasty about the shooters mom every time he/she lines up a shot. Although I have learned from experience that it is usually a good idea to limit heckling to the air rifle portion of the competition and avoid doing so during the small bore contest.

What is Charlie thinking? Is a film room any place to stick a guy as personable as icoach

Hope this isn't based on a ten star system.

Noticed nobody has posted statistics on personal fouls called on Zip players during the EMU game, so enjoy Betancourt 4 Diggs 3 Harney 2 Kretzer 1 Treadwell 1 Cheatham 0 Forsythe 0 Ibitayo 0 Johnson 0 McAdams 0

Now we are getting somewhere. Have you seen what the current standings would be if compiled in either lawn jarts style or Gangnam style?

This concludes our 2014 signing day class. Looks like we saved several rides for guys who were overbooked by bigger programs and left out in the cold, 5th yr transfers, and JCers who were slow to transfer. Good hunting TB; bag us some good ones.

I think they are counting on Dennis to do the right thing.

I'm thinking "committed" isn't the same as "signed." Good news is that opens up one scholarship.

Any truth to the rumor that Jason will be subjected to leg reduction surgery so he doesn't make the rest of the DBs look short?