Zipmeister

Don't look at it as if you were terribly wrong, no wait. Let's hope Zips can do a lot better than the 'Guins

FYI https://d1baseball.com/conference/horizon-league/

Among your negatives, you forgot failure to "score the ball." However failing to "score the ball" is not as bad as either "score the ref" or "score the cheerleader." The former could result in a technical and the latter could result in jail time.

http://sportstreatise.blogspot.com/2014/07/the-rise-of-undersized-linebacker.html

It doesn't matter.

I recommend scheduling Washington and Jefferson for a guaranteed Zips win. All the run is gone from those two stiffs legs.

You would think it would matter, but not in this case. Anyone with more imagination than a gnat will be a significant improvement over Milwee.

Maybe not just the science department. Some, if not all, Baptist schools require anyone applying for admission or a job to sign a document in which the applicant agrees that the Earth is only thousands of years old. P.S. My money is on the Wind Spirit; I think Gala is way over-rated.

Great night to bet against the spread. None of the six MAC favorites covered and three managed to lose.

Ouch!

IF UA adds a back-peddling team to it's athletic program they should recruit the hell out of 5120.

DANG, we are going to be gooooood. Star ratings range from 5 to maybe 0 (but Ive never seen anything lower than 2) and our average rating is 0.7924!!!!!! Look out Clemson, here we come..

................Those words may never have been spoken, but they sure were implied in writing.

Exactly.

Yes, but I asked if you saw a single one.

The following link will show you how correct you are. Do you see a single black guy on their roster? Same with the coaching staff if you check that out. http://www.liberty.edu/flames/index.cfm?PID=37304&teamID=9

Just the bottom?????? I'm guessing you haven't kept up with the Horizon league recently. The following link will allow you to compare the 9th NET-ranked MAC with the 19th NET-ranked HL (or any other comparisons you wish). All kinds of interesting stuff can be found there. For example - a whooping TWO teams in the HL currently sport a winning record, and the worst NET-ranked MAC team would have the third best NET-ranking if they were in the HL. http://warrennolan.com/basketball/2019/conferencenet

I think the Horizon league would win most of the games against the MAC assuming that the MAC teams were only allowed to play 4 players at a time.. As currently comprised, in the D1 basketball galaxy, the Horizon League is a Black Hole - they suck Big Time.

I am NOT pessimistic. For example, let me point out that at the current time the Zips are tied for the second best 2020 recruiting class in the MAC. https://247sports.com/Season/2020-Football/CompositeTeamRankings/?Conference=MAC

No worries. We haven't lost to YSU since 1995, and (although this includes ancient history) have beaten them 14 of the 35 times we have played them.

OK, we will have to settle for 3 or 4 tragic bus accidents.

You may not like recruiting stars but the folks at 247 disagree with you. Still, I am willing to concede that with a couple more years of Zip recruiting as well or better than this one, and 10 or 11 tragic bus accidents, we should be in line for a conference championship. https://247sports.com/Season/2019-Football/CompositeTeamRankings/?Conference=MAC

Reread my first key to victory.

Read the first key again

The figures you mention are WAY BELOW big league prices. Fill about half the JAR up with screaming kids everywhere but in their seats; yeah that's a great idea.