Kindof wondering that myself .. figuring this is a spoof of our recently MIA commander.I'm Sergeant Zip, your senior board instructor, from now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and the last word out of your filthy sewers will be "Sir". Do you understand that? *** Sir. Yes Sir! ***I can't hear you. Sound off like you got a pair! *** Sir. Yes Sir! ***If you ladies post on my board, if you survive board training, you will be a weapon. You will be a minister of posting praying for Zips Nation topics. But until that day you are pukes. You are the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human beings. You are nothing but unorganized grabastic pieces of amphibian excrement. Because I am hard you will not like me. But the more you hate me the more you will learn. I am hard but I am fair. There is no posting bigotry here. Here you are all equally worthless. And my orders are to weed out all non-hackers who do not pack the gear to serve in my beloved Board. Do you maggots understand that? *** Sir. Yes Sir! ***The deadliest weapon in the world is a Zips Fan and his CPU. It is your killer instinct which must be harnessed if you expect to survive in Zips Nation. Your CPU is only a tool. It is a hard heart that posts. If your killer instincts are not clean and strong you will hesitate at the moment of truth. You will not post. You will become a dead User ID and then you will be in a world of hurt because Zips Fans are not allowed to die without permission. Do you maggots understand?*** Sir. Yes Sir! ***