I'm going to say something crazy here...but how about...the Zips allow umbrellas for Saturday's game? Oh, believe me I know the dangers that umbrellas inherently add to sporting events...people's eyes getting gouged out and whatnot...and I know that umbrellas can obstruct the game view. But what if you moved your butt left or right into the seat next to you if an umbrella was in your way? There will be 25,000 empty seats around you...pick one. Or set up "The University of Akron Ohio's Polytechnic University Umbrella Zone" in one of the completely empty sections, where fans can sit if they want to risk the danger of getting stabbed by a little girl with a pink Hello Kitty umbrella? Some outside the box m-f'er came up with "Bring Your Dog to the Ball Park" days. And people seem to love them. Umbrella pokings can be deadly. But I think the risk of getting bit by someone's yippy dog...or stepping in a pile of crap, is much worse. C'mon, Larry Williams..."Are You Out There™?" Make umbrellas happen @ InfoCision!! You have the power!