Zipmeister

I'm surprised: lower level is pretty full. It looks like FOX interviewed Brice Jones on the way back to the locker room at halftime.

Like most, if not all, of you I'm pretty stoked about the start of the XFL season tomorrow. Have tickets to the Guardians/Vipers game and to avoid offending any former Zips I got seats dead center in the middle of the South end zone. For half the game I'm wearing NY gear and the other half Tampa gear. If you can't make it to the game it's supposed to be on FOX.

Just curious; how do you know the three new starters on next years team will never have played a minute in a Zips uniform?

You should have gotten that prufed befour you posted it, eh.

If these writers wood just take a minute or too two have there stuff prufed buy Zipnation posters befour they publish it than there stuff would be less worser. eh.

#20 in The Other Top 25 Poll with a nice Cheese comment. https://www.midmajormadness.com/2020/1/27/21094368/the-other-top-25-louisiana-tech-north-texas-ncaa-tournament-college-basketball-rankings

I was asking for a friend. Sorry to learn that you are sorry. Bowden has already proven he is not the guy to make the plan work. Marble cake with butter cream icing please.

Who do you think the Bob Huggins of college football is? With all the posts referring to the transfer portal, I decided to take a look at it. In doing so, it occurred to me that with the right coach, we could fill the roster with 4 and 5 stars, destroy the rest of the MAC, and compete with good teams from other conferences. However, it would be important to have a skilled recruiting coordinator to reduce the number of head cases and scoundrels that wind up in our hallowed halls. So who is the guy who has a shot at pulling this off?

I was thinking of commenting that perhaps that has something to do with how attractive DJ looks in a bra. However, turns out human chorionic gonadotropin (hCG) can also be present in males and can indicate testicular cancer. If he didn't use somebody else's pee, I'd recommend getting to a doctor's office soon.

I heard Akron is considering something similar although to increase efficiency beer drinkers will be required to consume their suds while standing in front of a urinal (located in a JAR restroom; no bringing your own urinal to the JAR). To increase beer sales they are seriously considering installing eye level TV screens. Now that's out-of-the-box thinking!

Save a few tears for the future. We were the worst FBS team this year and have been ouit-recruited so far this cycle by 6 MAC teams and 99 others.

Does that mean you want to bet "yes"?

Anyone want to bet that the Zips scheduled opening series actually gets played? The weather in Florence during February is only marginally better than it is in Akron so I'll go with "no." Any takers?

This took about ten seconds of research. Enjoy http://collegebaseballinsider.com/2020-akron-baseball-schedule/

Hey, the Zips are ranked in the top 25 mid-majors; they are even in the top 3 if you only count teams in Ohio. Look out Final Four, here we come!

I scored some sweet seats in section 101 at a low group rate. Is anyone tailgaiting? Be there or be square. https://seatgeek.com/venues/skelly-field-at-ha-chapman-stadium/seating-chart

Interesting. I just read a story that said the HL player of the week Patton played two years ago for Akron. Akron must have been trying to corner the Patton market.

Same Patton that was just named Horizon League player of the week?

Cursory examination of your statement gives the impression you would really give a lot for an arena like that; however when one realizes that you have three testicles the statement losses some of its strength.

Which is really the highest rated MAC team? WMU 274 UoA 100

A perfect holiday basketball mini-tournament would include the Zips, UMKC, Austin College and any other team willing to change their mascot to a kangaroo. In addition, Austin college (D-III) would be a great way to get a W for the football team and help achieve the coolness you mentioned.

The Zips put a lid on the Minute Men's attempt to escape the JAR with a win. It was a jarring experience for umASS.

And to you guys for covering the spread. Now take your freshly waxed rear ends back to new england.

Ouch