Assuming that's sarcasm - here's the attendance down the stretch in 2013 when we were in that scenario.
5,403 vs UB
5,770 vs OU
3,385 vs CMU
5,247 vs BG
4,447 vs NDSU
5,189 vs. Miami
??? vs Kent (ESPN doesn't list the attendance but safe to assume sellout or near sellout)
Besides a Tuesday night vs CMU, attendance was great.