Can the Zips give me a reason to give my wife a freaking high five at some point during the game. That's all I ask.
Zips games have been like a Nick Saban VRBO commercial for years...
I can envision President Nemer looking at the Zips player: "As your President I have some rules. No post game showers longer than 2 minutes, we have a budget...the locker room isn't a spa."
"The digits underneath "Akron" on the scoreboard...don't use them. We cut the scoreboard operator from the budget and can't change them from 0"
"To the fans...no high fives, no fun...the kids aren't allowed on the endzone grass."
"There's a great loge and food spread upstairs...don't touch that."
"To anyone that wants Zips gear - the team shop opens at 3pm."
Fans: "But it's 2:45 and I want to buy some hoodies".
Nemer: "I know."