Another dumbass play on 3rd. Somebody needs to let them know that a college football player is down when they touch the turf. No need to touch them. Dammit
They struck lightning with Lance Leipold (who has Kansas off to only their second second consecutive 4-0 start in 108 years). Linguist has not seemed to have found that same bottle.
Of course it's not, I take it you have no interest in interesting statistical anomalies, it does seem that everything tends to be very black and white in your world. Sorry for the "pearl clutching". π