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Could be a train wreck, but we'll see how it goes. Roughly 6:20pm tonight. I think you can listen here: Site If I have the wrong 103.7, don't sue me.

I thought they were Dr. Dre's? Who knew?

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Z logo helmet with the zipper (color corrected) is a winner.

With only 1 RB in the backfield, a roll-out would have been nice. Pohl obviously didn't see it coming. The play was 0.5 seconds too long developing to be successful. The difference between being "Appalachian State"..."Valparaiso"..."Boise State"...and being a 4-point font footnote. We had our chance. Sucks to lose, but we persevere. I am Thinking Bigger this week.

LaBatt Blue Dogfish Head Sixty One Hungry Bee Rehive Ale

Amazing how BG got whipped by Indiana. They didn't score an offensive TD.

Jim Fenton made sure such talk is superfluous.

CK will be there. Leaving after work on Friday. Jolly Pumpkin looks like a must-see. Ideally, we'll tailgate at Pioneer HS or the golf course. Depends upon how rough Saturday morning is...

No. Once you enroll, your eligibility clock begins ticking. 5 years to play 4. Where would he go to get a better opportunity to play in a pass-happy offense than Akron? If he's any good, he'll get an Akron scholarship next season. If he isn't any good, I doubt he would get a scholarship offer from any other MAC program. It would be time to transfer to YSU or Walsh.

Demhasaj on the depth chart, Osborne not on the depth chart. Hmmm... What color walking boot will Orelus wear this week?

In other "Former UA Head Coach Candidate" news - Joe Moorhead has 1-AA Fordham sitting at 2-0, with a win over Top 10 ranked Villanova last Saturday.

Poom Pattaropong is our bitch.

From my seat I couldn't tell one iota of difference between the "new" and "old" helmets. If someone hadn't told me there was a new helmet, I'd have never noticed.

I blame the USA player. He should have kicked the guy's head and given him something to writhe about.

I see Michigan's size, speed and depth causing the Zips problems. Crowd noise is probably not going to be a factor. The Zips OL is so bad right now...Easton may enter the game in the 2nd quarter. Our DL's over-pursue everything. A team like Michigan will take advantage of that big-time. Michigan 65 Akron 3

Too bad there isn't a way to have a Beer of the Year? Maybe each participant can recommend their best "find" of the fall, and we can have a taste-off at year's end. We'll send a pic of the Lot 9'ers to the brewery along with an official-looking award certificate to the winning brewer. Maybe they'll send us some swag in return?

Great Lakes Edmund Fitzgerald Porter isn't on the list? Who was the ZipsWin! imposter in Lot 9?!

Do you know how to catch a unique bird?

Some visitors had a good UA Game Day

Or the new dance team outfits?

I wish we had a Winters' offense last Saturday.

I know what's in the box. I hear the UA Physics Department developed a new radar-based sensor that detects potential helmet-to-helmet impacts 1.2 seconds before the occur. Each defensive player wears a dog collar with a capacitive discharge device that's triggered by the sensor. Once triggered the electrical burst temporarily stuns the defender, who slumps towards the turf in a lower, legal tackling position. You'll see them everywhere in a few weeks. Pure genius. I wish I'd have thought of it.

I say, "Yes." We all remember Rob Ianello's swirling 2-year ride down the toilet initiated when Garner Webb pulled the InfoCision commode handle. I see the JMU game being a similar flush-or-float game for Terry's boys. Dropping to a 1-13 career mark at UA would be bad enough. But doing so to a 1-AA school, at home, would plunge up some bad memories. And produce a cesspool of embarrassing local and national press. JMU is a legit 1-AA playoff team. The Zips are a legit 1-A doormat. But at some point the doormat needs to turn the corner. A win vs. JMU won't send the drunken Bulger Hall faithful sprinting naked up and down Exchange Street with giant novelty foam fingers. But a loss, be it by 1 point, or 30 points would be absolute Program Napalm. Lot 9 would look like Bhopal (but with trendy microbrew empties strewn about instead of Aam Panna and chai tea). I'm still coughing up chunks of lung from Ianello's Agent Orange campaign...I know I wouldn't survive. Bowden needs to show he can coach. That he can scheme. That he can motivate. He can't play conservative, like @ UCF...like @ K.e.n.t. last season...or he'll lose. At home. To a 1-AA school. Is it fair to make this a "Must Win?" I think so. Sure, there will be 10 games left in the season. The Zips could go on a tear. But I doubt it. The JMU QB was 10-18 last Saturday against The Fighting Yuracheks. Our DB's should be able to deal with that level of QB. I'm told Kyle Pohl is "The Truth." Last week, he was "The False." I want to see the kid who struck some fear into Toledo last year, not the guy doing a dead-nutz-on Clayton Moore impersonation. Chisolm? Dude, you're a Junior. For the first time in your UA career you have competition for your job. Elevate your game. Or the next time you sprint towards the sidelines to avoid contact, you will probably stay there. Zach D-Orazio. If you're healthy, let's see the kid who played at Tennessee. We need him. All you 1-and-done Senior transfers - Dudes...you came here to play. You have 11 games left. Show me there's something left in the tank. It is time to turn the corner, Zips. I'm not waiting until next year. I've been waiting until next year for too long. When Kincade sits in the stands Saturday, I want him excited to enroll in January. Not Tweeting: OMG...#Dukes_me_Pukes. I'll be there Saturday. I'll be as drunk, bloated and obnoxious as I can be. That's my role, and my best means of contributing to a victory. The rest is up the the Zips on the field. #Turnthecornertoday

What is it a play on? Back to the future? Back to the wall? A return to whatever we thought before we all "thought bigger"? Think Bigger made sense. We aspired to elevate the program. Zeke was a 7-footer. "Back to the Zips"? When did we ever leave them?