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At the beginning of every basketball season I see a few names of obscure colleges scrolling across the ESPN ticker that I've never heard of. I've created this thread so everyone can add their list of oddball NAIA and D-3 "finds". 

 

Never heard of William Carey University (Southern Miss's first opponent). Drew's brother?

 

Brescia  plays at Jax State tonight.

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9 hours ago, tpsjugglerdude said:

On Sunday you can catch Wichita State playing Friends University

 

Starting at Forward, standing at 6'1", they were indeed on a break... Ross Geller!

At Guard, she'll "clean" your clock on defense... Monica Geller!

At Forward, standing at 6', could he be any better at basketball? Chandler Bing!

At Guard, I don't think the defense will have trouble keeping their eyes on her, Rachel Green!

Finally, at Forward, he took of his eating pants for this, Joey Tribbiani! 

 

Your 6th man is none other than Miss Phalange herself... Phoebe Buffay!

 

Let's take a look at how the post play is going...

 

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2 minutes ago, Let'sGoZips94 said:

 

Starting at Forward, standing at 6'1"... Ross Geller!

At Guard, she'll "clean" your clock on defense... Monica Geller!

At Forward, standing at 6', could he be any better at basketball? Chandler Bing!

At Guard, I don't think the defense will have trouble keeping their eyes on her, Rachel Green!

Finally, at Forward, he took of his eating pants for this, Joey Tribbiani! 

 

Let's take a look at how the post play is going...

 

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Phoebe would be a good post player

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On 11/19/2023 at 9:29 AM, Ham said:

Too bad they didn't name themselves Utah Technical Institute.

 

The lack of reactions to this post is pretty disappointing. That was a good one - well done. 

 

On 12/2/2023 at 9:56 AM, Captain Kangaroo said:

UNC-Asheville 97

Johnson U 51

 

That is a Big Johnson loss.
 

Also - St Thomas MN beat Western Michigan last night.

 

Johnson U is the southern campus of Ball State. 

 

St. Thomas was a higher scoring team last year. Pretty solid squad. WMU also blows. 

 

9 minutes ago, Captain Kangaroo said:

Last one, I promise...🙂

 

North Florida faces EDWWAT tonight. Apparently that is the Edward Waters Tigers.

 

When I first read this, I thought it was some sort of Chewbacca/Star Wars reference. That is certainly something. 

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Yesterday, NDSU played Oak Hills Christian College. In 2021 Oak Hills had an enrollment of 94 students. They have 6 sports, Mens soccer, M&W basketball, M&W Cross Country, and Women’s volleyball. The leading scorer for Oak Hills in this game is also on the soccer team. They shot 6-49 from the floor, 1-20 from deep, and only attempted 3 free throws (making 1)
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